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Instructions. Who needs them?

At the office I work sits one of the most fearsome devices known to human kind. Well, me anyway. The automatic coffee machine.

Image courtesy of Vichaya Kiatying-Angsulee / FreeDigitalPhotos.net
Image courtesy of Vichaya Kiatying-Angsulee / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

You would think getting a coffee is a fairly easy thing to achieve.  Yet it has taken me more than two years to finally get the coffee I want. And it was, and I am sure you’re ahead of me at this point, all my own fault. I kept saying to myself, ‘how difficult can it be to get the right coffee?’

Well actually very difficult.

The coffee machine has a number of buttons. At first glance (and for the next 300) it looks simple; if you push the top button you get decaffeinated coffee and if you push the second one down you get regular coffee. It all seems simple so far except that when you push the top button nothing happens. Push the second button and you get a hot cup of something that smells and looks a little like coffee. But not something I want to drink.

The trouble is I want decaffeinated. And over the two years that I have pleaded with and begged this machine,  it failed to deliver what I wanted.

Last week I went through my usual ritual and nothing happened. I pushed the decaf button and nothing, zip, nada, nowt (that’s a North of England term – see even my blog is globally educational). I stabbed the button again in the hope that somehow it was all in the timing of the button press but nothing happened.

At this point, spying the maintenance man, I did something that men typically find very difficult to do. I asked for help.

‘Read the instructions on the front’ was the reply. Well if it was that simple I would have sorted it out a long time ago so really what use was that? Except it was very useful indeed; standing back from the machine I took a look. And there in front of me were instructions on how to get the coffee I want – press the top button followed by the second button. Sure enough two presses later I had a cup of decaffeinated coffee. Almost two years to the day and after asking for help,  reading the instructions, and pressing the buttons in the correct order, I finally had what I wanted.

And a thought struck me – how many times do we do things in a way that is more complicated than necessary (or just give up) simply because we have never asked for help, or read the instructions? I recall that during my time as a COO I was always struck by the fact that the same process, for example issuing an insurance policy, could vary between 20 minutes in one office and two days in another. People would blame the process when in fact it was more about the lack of training, a refusal to ask for help, or lack of clarity around the instructions.

So what?

If you’re responsible for a customer service, whether its a coffee machine or an insurance policy, spend as much time on making sure instructions are clear and on training your people correctly, as you do on developing the product you sell. And, whatever your role in an organization, take responsibility for training yourself. Shout loud and long when there is a lack of support or training. You might be surprised when people actually listen.

While my lack of decaffeinated coffee didn’t impact customers it probably impacted my colleagues – my having three cups of regular coffee is not going to make their lives any eaiser!

So I can now get the coffee I want. Shame I haven’t yet mastered my laptop with its 500 page instruction manual, all on-line and in most parts completely unintelligible.

And thats a story for another blog.

Anyone else out there ever gone against their natural tendencies and asked for help? What was the result?

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Travellers tales – or nightmares on the road

Hotel California by the Eagles includes amongst its many lines ‘you can check out anytime you like but you may never leave’ which provides the perfect point from which to launch this weeks posting all about hotels and travel. I have been fortunate enough to stay in many hotels, in many countries and for many different reasons.

Some have been dire (you know who you are) and some have been great but what is it that makes the difference? Surely having high quality shower gel makes the difference? Well no. Maybe its the free newspaper that is hung on your door at night? Again no. So it must be the staff? Yes to a point. Good staff will make a poor hotel better and poor staff will ruin a good hotel but that’s only half the story.

And while on the subject of ‘poor staff’ let me digress for a moment. I doubt many hotel owners go out of their way to recruit ‘poor staff.’ I doubt you’ll see a job advert seeking ‘staff with no idea and no desire to help wanted as a hotel receptionist.’ Poor staff are inevitably the result of poor recruitment practices and even more importantly a lack of suitable training. Poor staff is an excuse and any business leader who’s staff are accused of being poor should hang their head in shame. No really, hang your head in shame if your staff have ever been called poor. Or change your HR people. Do both. Now.

So good staff help but at  the end of the day I have summed up what makes a good hotel as ‘its one that just works’. Meaning what exactly? After giving it some thought there are three things a great hotel does well

  1. they recognize that people want a simple check in process that moves you from street to room as soon as possible
  2. there is an understanding that all the staff have a role to play in making the guest feel welcome even if only staying overnight. It is the cleaner who welcomes you to the hotel with a smile that makes as big an impact as the receptionist
  3. a great hotel has all its facilities working and when there is a problem (as there inevitably will be) they try and sort the problem out. They let you know what they are going to do and then they do it; no fuss just competent problem solving.

Actually when you think about it these three could apply to any business. And yet so many places I stay can’t make these three simple things work.

I wonder why? What makes a good hotel experience for you? Or for that matter what makes any customer experience good?

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An Asian Future – walking pace anyway

The BBC recently published an article describing how the Japanese are now taking to smart phones with a passion. Its always interesting to me how a country like Japan, viewed as technologically advanced by many, is actually a very slow adopter of the technology they develop.

Appearances can therefore be deceptive.

But I have to say that while the article is a good piece the author really needs to come to Hong Kong. If you want to see a society that is now attached, literally, to their mobile that somehow manages to get around without too many crashes then Hong Kong is the place for you.

I have no idea how it works but it just does. 

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The Vagaries of Being Overseas

There is nothing I like better than a slow Sunday morning at home. Relaxed after a good nights sleep, according to my Fitbit anyway, with the smells of fresh bread baking in the oven this really is a good time of the week.

A time to reflect on the week just gone and begin to look ahead to the week ahead. A time to catch up on emails, make some of those changes to the on line accounts that you’ve been meaning to do for a while (and will be thinking about again next week) and to have a look around the internet for something interesting.

And nothing shatters that peace more quickly than the howls of anguish from your wife as she tries to make some US websites work in Hong Kong. For reasons that have been long documented and lamented some US enterprises still don’t understand that there users, while speaking English, may actually live overseas. So when you finally get around to changing your address on the system to Hong Kong the helpfully designed system automatically redirects you to the local Chinese site. In Mandarin which is of course not the local language in Hong Kong as most native speakers use Cantonese.

And to be very helpful the site itself doesn’t have a translate facility into English. And once your browser thinks your in Hong Kong it doesn’t really matter what you do the helpful system will redirect you back to the Hong Kong site, in Mandarin.

There really is no excuse for this – working overseas should not stop your ability to work. And the US companies who insist on making this difficult need to get a globe. On it they will find Asia Pacific and right in the center they will find China. The future. Lets hope the Chinese are a little more flexible on languages otherwise the whole world is about to come to a rapid stop.

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